Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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