I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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