who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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