i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sorry my hands just texted you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You ruined the universe
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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