barbara walters just said penis...
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
