We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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