I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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