why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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