no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I have aggressive nipples.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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