Just cropdusted the office
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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