i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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