I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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