What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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