i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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