He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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