Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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