currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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