they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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