S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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