You're my little dorito
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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