Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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