how can u be prego again
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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