my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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