smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Im part way to drunk.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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