So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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