What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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