Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
