my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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