What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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