i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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