Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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