i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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