I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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