Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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