You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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