office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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