yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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