My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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