we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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