Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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