He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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