gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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