Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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