video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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