dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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