I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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