dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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