just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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