she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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