i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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