I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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