Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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