4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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