I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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