$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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