with your own penis?
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
There are leaves in my underwear?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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