I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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