Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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