I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
